Imagine our surprise when an oversized envelope arrived from the White House! Inside was a reproduction of an oil painting of Bo Obama lying beside the Presidential hearth all alone. He appears to be living a dog’s life, having his day by the fireside.
Had he been complaining that he wasn’t featured enough in the glossy magazines? Did his absent family throw him a bone, and let him pose for a masterful work of art?
Although Bo appears warm and well fed, we thought he might be a little bit lonely. Being a pack animal, wouldn’t he want to share some of the inordinately luxurious benefits that his Presidency has earned him? The White House Fresh Juice Christmas party has been occupying the Presidential Den ever since. Let’s OCCUPY the Christmas cards this Christmas! 
Make sure to notify Homeland Security!
